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In today’s episode of Rispara, Lorenzo decides to spill the beans to Nicoletta about how he and Gigi met and why it is so important, with important details such as the circumstances under which they met, the locations that they met at, the words that were spoken, the amount of white doves that signified how peaceful and wonderful their relationship is that suddenly appeared, etc; how the ristorante came to be (like how it was built, how it floats on a ethereal cloud of ether, etc) ; and how he is, in truth, the Italian Superman (spoilers ahead).  The truth is that Lorenzo is not the Italian Superman.  He just tells this to Nicoletta so she’ll think he’s really, really cool.  But in actuality, he really is.  You just have to make sure you keep your eyes open to spot him flying about the skies above.  Who knows?  Maybe one day, you too will frolic in the air with the Italian Superman.

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Here’s Rispara 04, an episode where an old friend comes to visit, Nicoletta learns of the restaurant’s beginnings, and other people do stuff. “Do stuff” may be quite vague, yes, but realize that I must be purposefully vague not because I have no idea what to write, but because I must choose my words carefully to avoid spoiling you, our dear viewers. For example, I shouldn’t say that Olga is really a Viking Warrior Princess who, at night, fights evildoers in the city, leaping through the air gracefully as she chases down her archnemesis, Dgwuiag. That would be spoiling, if it were true. But it’s not, so I didn’t spoil you. But if it were true, I’d have spoiled you. So as you can see, I walk a fine line between summarizing the episode’s events and revealing the episode’s innermost secrets to those who have yet to watch it. Oh, what a life I lead!

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Here’s Rispara 03, an episode where Nicoletta meets some new people, broods over her love for Claudio, and then reveals a shocking secret in a shocking incident that isn’t really shocking because it was in the last episode’s preview. But it’s the principle, okay?

So, what other shocking incidents or secrets are shockingly revealed? Well, for one, there’s that one not-so-shocking not-really-a-secret secret that I can’t reveal to you because it would spoil you, which wouldn’t be very decent of me. Well, it’s not really so much a secret as it is just a normal piece of dialogue, but if we pretend that there’s a shocking secret revealed in a shocking incident in this episode, it’ll make you that much more excited! And if you couldn’t find the shocking secret that is revealed in a shocking incident, then you’d want to try and find it, so you’d watch the episode over and over and over again, dissecting each piece of dialogue. This would hold you over until the next episode is released so you’re not bugging us as to whether we’ve dropped it or not.

But you’d be watching this episode over and over and over again anyway, wouldn’t you?  I mean, gentlemen with glasses.  Oh, what a paradise it is indeed.

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Look at that face.  Does that look like…

1. Dooood, I’m so drunk, I think I’m gonna have fun attacking you…
2. Tee hee, I feel so silly and naughty, I’m gonna put you in trouble. I’m gonna reveal all yer secrets!
3. I’m so sleepy, I’m gonna just take over your bed and crash.  Darling, care to join me?

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Welcome to Ristorante Paradiso!

And with this we present you our fourth and last project for this season: Ristorante Paradiso or Rispara for short. This show gives off a very calm feeling and you could compare it to Aria (though it is nothing like it), Bartender or any slice of life show that makes you feel at ease or relaxed. We decided to work on the project because we felt it needed a better encode and typesetting than what’s offered by CR.

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