When I owned a cat, it was the cuddliest, cutest, comfortablest thing of all. I didn’t have to take it out for walks, clean up after it, worry about it humping important guests, or any of that dog stuff. It was self-sufficient and cuddly, and even though it didn’t care about me, I still loved it.

Now, I’ve never owned a cat, but if I did, I would never want to hear it talk. I’m pretty sure it’d be nothing but “Feed me, servant. Pay attention to me, fool. You are only here for my amusement, idiot.” I already have a cat; I don’t need another non-cat.

Unfortunately for our poor protagonist, he can hear cats speak. What will he do? Who are the girls? Why did the monkey eat the xylophone? The answers to these questions (and more!) may or may not be answered in this episode (They aren’t. [Or are they?]).

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